Saturday, October 8, 2011

Marry Beauty or Else....

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on
the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and orders another
double martini. After he finishes that one, he peeks inside his shirt pocket again and
orders yet another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta
tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look
good, I know it's time to go home."
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